Way up high

Squishy shark found a new safe haven. He says it smells much better than salt water.

Hide and seek

He's really bad at hide and seek

Yeeeeellllow?

Favorite time of the evening is a late night chat with someone special! He gets kinda mad when it's a booty call though because he doesn't know how to have his booty on the phone.

King of the starfish

Squishy loves to play with stars that are bigger than him.

Awwww

Just look at that face, like how can you say no?

Decisions, decisions.

This is Squishy's thinking chair.

Squishy's adoption story

Squishy's first trip to the aquarium where he discovered where he came from. Not sure if he or I were more scared! He decided he was much more fond of having adventures with me, than living in a tank.

Taking off

And then other times waiting at the bus, squishy tries to fly into the skyscrapers. He is extremely curious what is in these enormous buildings. He worries me, he got out of his leash!

Bus stop blues

Sometimes squishy gets extremely anxious when the bus is taking forever to come, and he starts jumping around like a fish out of water, so I have to put him in chains to calm him down until the bus arrives. But really, I'm equally stressed.

Closing time

Squishy finds that he likes to close down the bar, past last call yo!

Lost?

Squishy is an excellent GPS system.

Hot stuff

Oh dear, would squishy flavored coffee be any good? Diners are a scary world for a shark.

Catching some zzzzs

Staying at a hotel can be difficult when you dont know if you woke up clothed or naked.

Pre swim!

Squishy has cold fins about getting back into water, remember he likes to fly more.

Pretending

When you like beer a lot, sometimes you wish you were your own tap handle...well, at least squishy shark does!

Squishy and friends

Penguin, orca and squishy shark all together!! Three peas in a pod!

Shelter

Squishy shark definitely had to use the ladder to hang out in this bird house!

Squishy and the bean stock

Too bad the seeds didn't give him legs, I'm sure that'd be nice.

Hanging out in the p patch

Squishy is actually obsessed with pumpkin everything, did you know?

Squishy Shark is back!

And this time, he brought friends. They need rest from their travels and the adventures will continue!

My favorite

But he's still my favorite companion EVER! Love you, Squishy Shark!

Scary

Squishy Shark isn't always tame either, sometimes, he's in serious attack mode.

Best Friends

We are still best friends!

Nibbler

He nibbles on my face occasionally, but that's ok.

Portrait time

Isn't he just the cutest shark you've ever seen?

Stuck

Sometimes he thinks he's smaller than he actually is.

Realness

Let's be real though, he really loves to swim.

Contradiction

As strange as it may sound, Squishy Shark's favorite hobby is not swimming.

It is flying. 

Anti Social

I really wouldn't say that Squishy Shark in the most social of underwater animals, 

because he definitely likes to hide, but he does his fair share of social interaction. 

Hump day

And when he gets too drunk and I'm not looking, he likes to hump pint glasses. 

I guess at least it's safe ;) 

Self conscious

Squishy shark is extremely self conscious of his height, and uses his nose to add millimeters! 

A total alcoholic

Mr. Squishy likes alcohol maybe too much, he's already drank like 

two times the amount of liquid his body holds! 

Shark selfie!

He's a total goofball and put my sunglasses on when he found them in my car! 

He looks good!

Before Work

Just floatin' in the city skyscrapers before coming with me to work!

Closet Pianist

It was a complete surprise, but Squishy Shark is actually a fabulous piano player! 

Nose in the wind

The wind does absolutely excellent things to Squishy Shark's hair.

And there's nothing quite like sticking your nose out the sun roof!!

Driving

He's actually a professional driver, and loves the view of the city.

Public transportation

He learned you absolutely must have the right tunes for the ride!

Free flyin'

Boo yah! Got the express lane speed. 

In the beginning...

The adventure starts!